당신의 상사 는 비밀 숨겨진 메시지 를 읽을 수 있었습니다 . 그는 당신을 해고하지는 않았지만 단지 당신을 비서로 만들었고 코드 작성을 금지했습니다.

그러나 당신은 프로그래머입니다. 코드를 작성해야합니다. 당신은 해야한다 코드입니다.

따라서 코드는 가능한 한 영어와 비슷하고 이해하기 쉬우 며 가능한 한 코드처럼 보이지 않아야합니다. 코드는 정수 목록 (함수 또는 STDIN)을 가져 와서 정렬 된 목록 (반환 또는 STDOUT)을 리턴해야합니다.

모든 언어를 사용할 수 있지만 가장 창의적인 솔루션을 찾고 있습니다 (코드가 비즈니스 서신처럼 보이는 경우 권장).

이것은 인기 콘테스트입니다!

GolfScript

친애하는 보스 맨.

키보드 교체가 필요하다는 점에 주목했습니다.
기호 를 쓰는 데 필요한 키 ~ $`. }는 제대로 작동하지 않습니다.

이렇게 작동하는 것은 매우 어렵습니다! IT 부서에 결함이있는
키보드를 가능한 빨리 교환하도록 지시하십시오 .

진정으로,

데니스

온라인으로 사용해보십시오!

작동 원리

• 정의되지 않은 토큰 (예 : 대부분의 영어 단어)은 GolfScript에서 noops입니다.

• . ; 입력 문자열을 복제하고 사본을 버립니다.

• ~ $ 입력 문자열을 평가하고 결과 배열을 정렬합니다.

• ` 배열을 검사합니다 (예쁜 인쇄).

• . and 출력 문자열을 복제하고 사본을 버립니다.

• }일치하지 않기 때문에 "슈퍼 코멘트"입니다. 다음에 오는 모든 것은 무시됩니다.

PHP

item전달한 배열을 정렬 하는 함수를 정의합니다 .

Dear Boss,
I have successfully discovered all brackets.
The ones marked with question marks are the ones which I am not sure about.
The ones marked with asterisks can be used both as an opening and closing delimiter.
(
)
{
}
[
]
>?
<?
/*
'*
"*

Thank you for reading my memo. In other news, the */ function item (#12 in the list of things that have an asterisk before them) was discovered recently, which I read on a local news site.
#12 is my favorite function item! Just thought you'd be interested. Sorry if this is too off-topic; here's some business stuff. Imagine that you had some (let's say you have a combination of $10
& $money) # of dollars (i.e. you have $10 + $money). Now, here's the important part. It's so important, I'll separate it from the rest of this message with the brackets I discovered:

{
#10 in my personal list of things to remember about money management is that you have to be careful. I still haven't been able to
sort #9 out yet (I bought the manual from someone else), but #9 also seems to be about being careful. You also have to guard the dollars
($money); #13 says that if you don't protect them by putting them in a bank or something, they might be stolen.
}

   //-----------------------\\
  //   Signed,               \\
  //   Your great employee   \\
   //-----------------------\\

텍스트 편집기에 붙여 넣고 창 크기를 조정하면 화면에서 전체 내용을 한 번에 볼 수 있습니다.

파이썬 2

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
One of the phones in the office seems to be broken, so it needs to be fixed.

''''''''''''''''''''
This memo was made while testing the functionality of its buttons since
some of them didn't seem to work.
''''''''
1 (no alphabets) working with no problem
''''''''
abc working with no problem
'''''''''
def working (partially):
 please                                              =( 'o" :\
 at least I figured out that this was a problem!     :')
 # list (phone number list) was missing as well, so I need to:

 #1
 print (please, sorted (partially)) [1] # list, and [2] the memo
 #2
 return
 #3
 check (making-sure, ghi-jkl-etc. works)

''''''''''''''''''

파이썬 2

'''
                        5th of September 2014

Dear Boss,

I  am writing    this Mail because     i want to discuss  
 the recent   incident.
I am Thankful    that you did not fire   me, and gave me a secretary position instead.
I dont have any    experience in being a     sec retary and I am not very. good at   writing mail,
so please   excuse any spelling,   grammar or   formating   errors  in     this mail.

I will       certainly     try to improve  and do   my best in my new job      and will'''
'from now on strictly ';exec'''ute your orders.   =
Firstly      i want to    sincerly        apologize my   dumb behaviour,it was  idiotic ( and childish ).
I   really  ;apologize  to you. it  wont  .happen again, sir. If   i   could  
 only   reverse   the  timeline       (to undo it all). Then i would;
I   really   promise to never  write  code in any form

Can i talk about that   in   a   meeting with  you?
  Maybe    today at'''[4::15]#in the afternoon?

올바른 단어를 찾는 것은 정말 고통스러운 일이었습니다.

입력 : [1,7,4,3]
출력 : [1,3,4,7 ]

넷 로고

To Manager [IT]

Let Sue sort it; then
show Sue the end to the end

들여 쓰기 및 대문자 변경으로 코드가 명확 해집니다. 이것은 manager리스트를 입력으로 받아서 정렬 된리스트를 출력 하는 함수를 정의합니다 .

to manager [IT]
  let sue sort IT; then (semicolons introduce a comment)
  show sue
  the
end

to the
end

씨

STDIN을 통해 공백으로 구분 된 목록으로 입력하고 STDOUT을 통해 공백으로 구분 된 목록으로 출력합니다.

Dear Boss, 

I have made for you a decision about my employment a t your company. At about noon 
a letter explaining this shall be presented to you, as I am a lazy person. As you 
are a fool, I will say no more. And I look forward to never seeing you again.

Insincerely, 
Steward Pitt

다음과 같이 컴파일해야합니다.

gcc bossletter.c -o bossletter -Dam='+++' -Dwill='---' -Dthis='{' -Dhave=';' 
-Ddecision=',' -Dquit='*' -Dfor='(' -Dmy=')' -Dbrain='}' -Dlie=']' -Dnoon='-quit'
-DD='' -Dto='D' -Dyou='D' -Dfool='you' -Das='to' -Dday='D' -Dno='fool' -Dcake='Pitt'
-Dlook='you' -DPitt='the' -Dthe='as' -DBoss='a[9999 lie' -DAs='a have' -Dlazy='my' 
-Dperson='lazy have company' -Dyour='this' -DInsincerely='a' -Dcompany='b' 
-Demployment='int quit' -DDear='struct this employment a have brain b have' 
-Dbe='scanf for' -Dis='I[' -Dnever='for presented " " decision' -Dthat='4 decision' 
-Dagain="my have b" -Dt='decision quit about have' -Dshall='while for' 
-Dpresented='"%" to "d"' -Dletter='have brain' -DAt='a have return quit' 
-Dmore='have b' -DAnd='a have shall' -Dare='qsort for' -Dforward='--my printf' 
-Dexplaining='main for my' 
-Dsay='1 decision that made my day' 
-DSteward='Boss have no brain' 
-Dseeing='the cake is a lie'

코드는 다음과 같이 확장됩니다.

struct{ int *a; } b;
a[9999], I;
made(a, about) int *a, *about; {
    b.a;
    return *about - *a; 
}
main(){
    while(scanf("%d", I++ + a));
    b.a;
    qsort(a, I-- - 1, 4, made);
    b.a;
    while(I--) printf("%d ", I[a]);
    b.a, a[9999];
}

파이썬 2 & 3

불행히도 오늘날의 직원은 모든 곳에서 해시 태그 사용을 중단 할 수 없습니다 ...

#WritingALetter #Business    Dear Boss,
#SecondLine    I found this scrap of paper on the floor. It said "

def sortl(l):        # define a function
    return sorted(l) # returns the list, sorted "

#ScrapOfPaper    Just thought I should let you know.
#Honesty    From Laurence

[시도할까요?]

Brainfuck

Hey boss! This is the public key that you asked!

>,[[-[>>+<<-]>+>]<[<<]>,]+>[>+<-]>[>[>+<<->-]<[<<.>>-]<<[>>+<<-]>>+>>]

Pretty cool huh?

저작권 참고 :

참고 : 여기 에서 붙여 넣었습니다 . 내가 아는 한, 사이트의 코드는 저작자 표시가있는 cc by-sa 3.0입니다. 이 방법이 잘못된 경우 알려 주시면 삭제하겠습니다.

자바 스크립트

내가 그를 능가 할 수 있을지 모르겠지만, 나는 그를 내 흔적에서 버릴 수있다!

/*Hello Bossman
I feel the need to alert you to a pressing matter.
Nothing Dan from Marketing's head seems to be */function/*ing anymore.
I have a lot of evidence, but not enough time to */sort/* through it.
Should I just send it to you directly */(/*although I'm sure you have about a thou*/s/*and other things to do*/)/*?
Nah, here's it in a summary:

Dan seems to be overly facinated by the */{/* key on his keyboard, and presses it many times a minute.
He */return/*ed his new Galaxy */s/*4, after trying to eat it, multiple times.*/.

/*When Dan was tasked to */sort/* through the Haberson account, he attempted to stab his computer multiple times with a ruler */(/*he was eventually deterred by Jenny)
Everyone backed off for a few days, but we all remembered.
Later, we approached him about the incident, he claimed hostile working conditions and that he was unable to */function(/*.
I think he m*/a/*y need to see a psychatrist.

None of us feel safe to approach him on the topic again*/, b/*rining up conflict is something most of us like to avoid. (except Jenny*/)
{/*Dan was then moved to a different spot in the building, in an attempt to give him a new environment.
Despite the move he */return/*ed to his old desk every day, and wrote */a - b/* on the walls of the new spot.
We all just sort of accepted that and the layout planner gave up after a week or two.

One week we got a new employee in the office. When she went to say Hi to Dan, he screamed a - b over and over.
Not sure what his fascination is there. b-c is a much superior algorithm.

We're not really sure what caused this, but one day he switched from the { key to the */}
/*key. Dan switched back the next day.

There is an ongoing betting pool on what will happen next (general categories mostly*/)
/*Currently the betting for him stabbing an actual person is at almost $20,000.

Please do something about Dan. If anything start a reality TV show from the security tapes.

On a completely unrelated note, I love this new */}/* key, it's really neat looking. Did my keyboard always have this?
Sincerely,
Zeke*/

function sort(s) { return s.sort(function(a,b) { return a-b }); }

도그 스크립트

기본적으로 영어예요?

shh oooot! my  keyybr oad is brokn. i ne ed neew 1.
such fixs much keys
keys dose sort
wow keys

다음과 같이 번역됩니다.

// oooot! my keyybr oad is brokn. i ne ed neew 1. 
function fixs(keys) {
    keys.sort();
    return keys;
}

라이브 스크립트

이것을 알아 내려고 시도하십시오 ... 그에게 온종일 이와 같은 이메일을 보내면 쉽고 더 다양한 복사 붙여 넣기가 가능합니다.

# Mr. Boss,
#
#     So, I'm done with this job. It is driving
#     me crazy. We aren't allowed to have *any*
      fun =#(. I am planning on leaving this
#     company while you all poorly attempt to
#     sort all this out. Also, I would like to
#     mention that a specific single bit in the
       sort # for your in-house algorithm gets
#     inverted. Happy hunting while I have fun
#     programming for another company far more
#     grateful than yours.
#
# Best regards,
# Your handy little programmer-turned-secretary.

1. 표준 라이브러리 인 Prelude.ls에는 기본 정렬 기능이 있습니다.
2. 두 개의 누락 된 해시 (설명)에 유의하십시오. 첫 번째는 두 번째보다 훨씬 더 분명합니다.

"fun = sort"로 구문 분석하고 다음과 같이 컴파일합니다. "var fun; fun = sort;"

우회 (비경쟁;-;)

Dear Boss Man
I thought I had put your recovered files on drive z.
In reality it was downloaded to the main drive, C://users/boss/recovery. Sorry for the confusion!

통역사

작동 방식 :

유일한 중요한 부분은 ://및 그 위의 라인 z.입니다. :"입력 입력"을 의미하며, 첫 번째 /는 입력을 반영합니다.z 정렬합니다. 그 다음에 도달 한 후, 아래에서 위로가는 유지, 상승 상단에 랩 /이 다른 왼쪽 반사하는, 아래 /로 약 포장이 시간을 제외하고, 같은 일을하는 ., 또는 출력.

간체 버전 :

우회

Dear Boss Man             
             z.
            ://

온라인으로 사용해보십시오!

자바 스크립트 (ES6)

      (a) => /*----------*\ <= (a)
       |      Announcement      |
  .   (a)    \*----------*/    (a)   .

 sort (/* YOUR DOCUMENTS BEFORE 2/5 )*/

     ($,_) => /*--------*\ <= (_,$)
      |         Warnings         |
 //  (_-$)    \*--------*/    ($-_)  //

      /*( NO SMOKING IN OFFICE */)

온라인으로 사용해보십시오!

예, 보스가 자신의 공지에서 멋진 장식을 좋아한다는 것을 알고 있으므로 텍스트를 대문자로하고 텍스트를 멋진 기호로 둘러 쌉니다. :)

추신. 왜 사무실에서 여전히 TELNET을 사용하고 있습니까?

실제로 주석과 중복 공백을 제거하면 내용이로 바뀌고 그 점이 (a)=>(a).sort(($,_)=>($-_))의도 한 것입니다 .P

√ å ı ¥ ® Ï Ø ¿

나는 다른 대답을 훑어 보았지만 여전히 내 것이 최고라고 생각합니다 (우리 모두는 아님).

isolate quickly! Then read this short story: Funny Steve Jobs
. A Short Story
 by This Guy. Steve Jobs looked at the heavy stone in his hands and felt annoyed. He walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. He had always loved nice Silicon Valley with its huge, hurt houses. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel annoyed. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bill Gates. Bill was a happy monster with young heads and old feet. Steve gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a funny, irritating, beer drinker with skinny heads and ginger feet. His friends saw him as an abundant, average angel. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for an unusual old lady. But not even a funny person who had once made a cup of tea for an unusual old lady, was prepared for what Bill had in store today. The sun shone like coding dogs, making Steve violent. As Steve stepped outside and Bill came closer, he could see the anxious smile on his face. Bill glared with all the wrath of 9230 stupid healthy humans. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want money." Steve looked back, even more violent and still fingering the heavy stone. "Bill, you stole my idea," he replied. They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two creepy, curried cats challenging at a very sad party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two annoying uncles doing to the beat. Steve regarded Bill's young heads and old feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Steve with a delighted grin. Bill looked sad, his emotions blushing like a charming, cheerful computer. Then Bill came inside for a nice drink of beer. THE END

멋진, 근사한

'Dear Bossman,
I finally found the formula to calculate the salary for the new employees.
In the salary software just enter the following:'
print "${(args.toList()*.toInteger()).sort()}"'
Sincerely,
Employee'

05AB1E

Dear Boss‚

I hope I{qualify for this new function. I once again want to sincerely apologize for my earlier secret message.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work at this apartment instead.
I must admit it's hard to resist the urge to write code, but I'll do my best.

Thank you.

Kind regards from your new secretary,
Kevin Cruijssen

온라인으로 사용해보십시오. (TIO는 약간 더 빠른 레거시 버전을 사용합니다. 그러나 새 05AB1E 버전과 동일하게 작동합니다.)

설명:

05AB1E 코드는 문자열 또는 압축 문자열 / 숫자 외부의 개행 및 공백을 무시합니다 (이 프로그램을 작성하려는 초기 시도에서 찾은 (if-) else-statement를 사용하는 경우는 제외). 이 설명에서.

DearBoss‚Ihope # These are all no-ops; they do execute, but won't affect the output:
D              #  Duplicates the (implicit) input-list
 e             #  Calculates the number of permutations of each item in the list
               #  (NOTE: this might time-out depending on the values in the input-list)
  a            #  Check if these numbers are letters (becomes a list of 0s / falsey values)
   r           #  Reverse the items on the stack
    B          #  Base conversion
     o         #  Raise 2 to the power of each number
      s        #  Swap the top two items on the stack
       s       #  Swap the top two items on the stack
        ‚      #  Pair the top two items
               #  (NOTE: This is not a regular comma (,), since that would print the top of
               #   the stack to STDOUT, which we of course don't want here.)
         I     #  Push the input-list again
          h    #  Convert each value to hexadecimal
           o   #  Raise 2 to the power of each integer value
            p  #  Check for each if it's a prime
             e #  Calculate the number of permutations of each item again

I{q            # Then the actual program comes:
I              #  Push the input-list
 {             #  Sort it
  q            #  Stop the program
               #   This makes everything that comes after it no-ops
               #   And will output the top of the stack implicitly as result

디버거 모드를 추가하여 온라인으로 사용해보십시오.

Zsh

코드 나 창의적 글쓰기가 어려운지 모르겠습니다.

: RE: The state of the evaluation process; eval `#problems'

: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, going to `print `
: this for the world to see isn't helpful in the long run.
: Please, don't make any more enemies than you already have.
:
: > People seem to just want that `'$'`: It's a big problem
: > which needs to be resolved. People need to buy into the
: > company's team-based philosophy `'{'`: ... ''}''
:
: While I do not deny that people "just want that '$'",
: I absolutely disagree that it's a _bad_ thing. Employees
: should not be guilty for wanting to leave for greener
: pastures, so you should try and provide _some_ incentive
: to stay.
:
: > And yet everyone want's to just check "(y)" or `'(n)'`
: > without giving _any_ further feedback... You're too LAZY!
:
: I want to stop you here. Accusations like this against my
: team are _not_ to be tolerated. We do a _lot_ behind the 
: scenes which you _clearly_ aren't aware of. Please refrain
: from `'@-ing'' any of my team, and think with a bit more
: empathy next time, thank you.

-- Gamma :-}'

온라인으로 사용해보십시오!

• 참고 : 이렇게하면 "People"및 "without"이라는 파일이 실행되는 디렉토리에 생성됩니다.

• 첫 번째 줄에서 eval, 뒤에 백틱이 표시됩니다.

• # comments따옴표 나 백틱이 해결되는 것을 막기 위해 계속 줄 끝을 유지하므로 우리는 :들여 쓰기를 사용 하지 않습니다.

• 우리가 사용하는 표준 패턴은 `: lots of filler text.... : more filler text, then an important `'X'` : back to the garbage

• 결국 한 가지 예외가 있습니다. @-ing마지막 부터 끝까지 모든 }것이 작동하지 않습니다.

• 대체가 완료되면 다음과 같이 읽습니다. eval print $'${(n)@-ing any of my team, and think with a bit more\n: empathy next time, thank you.\n\n-- Gamma :-}'이 후의 쓰레기 @는 아무 것도 수행하지 않으므로 이는 print ${(n)@}매개 변수의 숫자 정렬 인에 해당합니다.

젤리 , 91 바이트

Gee Boss,
Go to Starbuck. Whoops, forgot the (sorry for the dot, my keyboard's messed up)
Ṣ

온라인으로 사용해보십시오!

자바 스크립트 (Node.js)

Attachment => (

`Date: 2019/5/30

Dear my Majestic Boss,

Re: Business Trip to Japan

I'm writing to confirm itinerary for the next trip to Japan will be as follows:

`? (Tennoji, Osaka) => ("Shinsaibashi Tower", Osaka)

|| // Day 1

Tennoji [Osaka, "sort"] 
(Hotel = (JPY$14112, Taxed) => `So I will stay here for one night, and I will be charged this price:

`? JPY$14112 + (0 - Taxed) 
:`This is the total price and what I will claim afterwards.`

):0) (Attachment)

|| // Day 2

"Shinsaibashi Tower" [Conference, `NOT FOR SHOPPING`]

`I will be coming back on Day 2, so the trip will not cost too much hopefully.

Best regards,
The-former-programmer`

온라인으로 사용해보십시오!

좋아 이것은 분명히 여정입니다. 1 년 후 다른 방향으로 또 다른 대답.

정말 중요한 부분은 Attachment => (Tennoji => Tennoji["sort"]((JPY$14112, Taxed) => JPY$14112 - Taxed))(Attachment)

씨#

// 친애하는 보스 맨

/*i have a */public/*shed a*/ List /*of*/ <string>/*s
to*/ Sort /*for you on our internal website
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// sincerely your slave Rob